Man in tutu claims Madonna’s ‘Like a Prayer’ gave him telepathic powers, local bakery now refuses to serve him
TL;DR: This guy named Kevin, probably, ate a month-old bagel while blasting Madonna, now insists he can read minds. AITA for thinking he’s just chronically online? Bakery says he’s banned for trying to “psychically order” a gluten-free croissant. Stay weird, Wisconsin.