Lizzo’s Personal Chef Leaks Her 30-Day ‘Clean Girl’ Diet Menu, and It’s Literally Just Fried Pickles and Vibes.
AITA for thinking this “hydration warrior” schtick is just a cover for her hitting up Taco Bell at 3 AM? I don’t know, man. The leaked menu from her sous chef (who quit after one shift, apparently) is just “air-fried pickles,” “sparkling water with a lime,” and “emotional support nuggets.” TL;DR: Lizzo’s diet is a lie, and I’m here for the chaos. Also, she’s apparently selling $45 “Flute-Approved” water bottles that just leak on your pants. Peak influencer energy, tbh.