Local Man Discovers Lizzo’s Discography Is Just 50 Burgers in a Trench Coat, AITA for Laughing?
So this dude on Twitter did the math: Lizzo’s entire discography, when measured in calories, could power a small village for a winter. He claims her lyrics are just a complex metaphor for a drive-thru order. Honestly, I can’t tell if he’s fat-shaming or she’s just secretly the CEO of McDonald’s. TL;DR: Lizzo’s new album is a food coma, and I’m not sure if we should roast her or the chicken nuggets.