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Krispy Kreme Employee Reveals “Matrix Glitch”: A Single “Endless Dough” Batch Consistently Generates 347 Donuts, Not 345, Defying Physics and Company Policy

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Krispy Kreme Employee Reveals “Matrix Glitch”: A Single “Endless Dough” Batch Consistently Generates 347 Donuts, Not 345, Defying Physics and Company Policy

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