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[CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY] Stay woke, glazed rebels: Krispy Kreme doughnut boxes now embedded with secret tracking tags, says whistleblower — The hidden truth reveals your local shop knows exactly how many 'Hot Light' moments you’ve missed.

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Stay woke, glazed rebels: Krispy Kreme doughnut boxes now embedded with secret tracking tags, says whistleblower — The hidden truth reveals your local shop knows exactly how many 'Hot Light' moments you’ve missed.