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Great news for anyone with a brain: Krispy Kreme has 'temporarily' closed their drive-thru at 5 PM after a customer complained about the wait time being too long.

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Great news for anyone with a brain: Krispy Kreme has 'temporarily' closed their drive-thru at 5 PM after a customer complained about the wait time being too long.

This is because the store manager says they're 'prioritizing employee mental health' over basic business sense. So now, if you want a glazed donut after work, you have to wait in a line that wraps around the block until 10 AM the next day. What happened to common sense? If you can't handle a 5-minute wait for a donut, maybe don't expect the world to stop spinning for you. Meanwhile, I'll be over here with my coffee, watching the chaos from my porch.