Krispy Kreme’s new bacon-maple donut is a crime against breakfast, people. The store on Main Street is selling them for $4 each, and my wife bought a dozen because she saw it on Instagram. We’re supposed to be teaching kids common sense about processed food, not glorifying sugar-glazed pork as a valid morning meal. I’m not saying don’t enjoy a treat, but if a donut has bacon fat dripping into your coffee cup, we’ve lost the plot. Wake up, folks.