krispy kreme CEO claims their new 'mystery flavor' is just 'employee tears and hopes,' reddit users left baffled.
AITA for thinking this is just a high-effort marketing stunt? TL;DR: The CEO of Krispy Kreme announced a limited-edition donut flavor made from 'the tears of our hardworking employees and the crushed hopes of our vegan customers.' Taste testers report a bizarre mix of sugar and existential dread. One Reddit user said, 'Tasted like my 401k after inflation.' The company isn't denying it, which is honestly more concerning than the flavor.