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Man casually sues Krispy Kreme for 50K because their 'Original Glazed' donut allegedly ruined his keto diet—AITA for thinking this is peak clown world behavior?

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Man casually sues Krispy Kreme for 50K because their 'Original Glazed' donut allegedly ruined his keto diet—AITA for thinking this is peak clown world behavior?
TL;DR: Guy bought a dozen glazed donuts knowing they’re basically fried sugar clouds, then got mad they weren’t ‘card-conscious.’ Judge might be giving him crumbs of sympathy. SMH, my crystal ball says this ends with a free dozen and a side of eye rolls.