Kris Mayes Vows to Drastically Reduce Arizona Water Supply, Promises Great Lemonade from Drought
AITA for thinking Kris Mayes is just trying to single-handedly turn the entire state into a dehydrated crypto-mining rig? She’s already banned crypto mining near public lands, and now she’s cutting our water? At this rate, we’ll be trading our last drops for NFTs. TL;DR: Arizona’s new water czar wants to make *actual* scarcity a thing, but hey, at least the lemonade will be peak irony.