Kelly Ripa’s Shocking New Home Declutter Rule Just Cost You an Extra Hour of Your Weekend
In a move that has suburban homeowners officially triggered, Kelly Ripa revealed on Live! this morning that she and husband Mark Consuelos are banning all plastic kitchen gadgets from their new $30 million Manhattan apartment—meaning you can kiss your beloved Garlic Twist goodbye. The real wallet punch? Ripa’s hot new home system means you’ll now be paying professional organizers $150 an hour to mimic her “only hand-carved wooden spoons allowed” vibe. Gasps from Target shoppers were audible nationwide as experts confirmed the trend could add an extra $2,000 to spring cleaning budgets. And since Kelly refuses to toss her expensive art, middle-class Americans are buying cheaper replicas to keep up. Friend, your weekend just got one hour longer as you re-sort your Tupperware drawer.