KEITH DAVID makes a stop sign appearance in our neighbourhood, and suddenly nobody knows how to drive. I saw three near-misses at the corner of Elm and 4th yesterday because people were too busy craning their necks to spot the legendary voice actor instead of watching the road. What happened to common sense? You’re in a two-ton metal box, folks. Put down the phones and pay attention. And to the guy who honked at a crossing guard because he thought it was a movie set—this isn’t a camera crew, it’s a school zone. Get a grip.