keith david just dropped the most unhinged lore drop on his podcast and i am NOT okay
bro was talking about his time on the set of 'the thing' and casually revealed he kept a piece of the BLOB MONSTER PROPS as a souvenir, then YEARS later used it to prank his own kids by hiding it in their lunchboxes. the kids thought the food was cursed and refused to eat until he showed them the "real" monster. absolute king behavior fr fr. this man is the ultimate sigma male of iconic voice has-beens. like, who else pulls a prank with literal horror movie artifacts and turns it into a core memory? no cap, he's the GOAT for this one. tell me i'm wrong (you can't).