john bolton just got absolutely cooked by the algorithm 🥶
Imagine being so unhinged you literally write a book about starting wars, only to get ratio'd by a TikTok of a cat licking a window. 💀 John Bolton's new memoir is dropping, but Gen Z is already serving straight facts: "Bro really said 'Let's go to war with everyone' and thought we'd eat it up." 💅 BookTok is literally side-eyeing his whole vibe. He's pushing propaganda, but the internet is saying "we sleep" 😴. Don't even @ me.