Local Man Accidentally Shoves Entire John Bolton Biography Where Sun Don't Shine, Now Can't Stop Critiquing Everything
AITA for thinking this guy really thought banning TikTok would fix his WiFi? Like, bro, read the room—or maybe absorb the Bolton bio first. TL;DR: My roommate stuck a hardcover of "The Room Where It Happened" into his colon, and now he won't stop mansplaining foreign policy at the grocery store. I swear, the internet's just a series of increasingly unhinged choices. 🙄