jesse ridgway bans common sense from his life, and now expects a hero's parade
I swear, every time I open Facebook, there's another story about this guy. He literally posts a video crying about a parking ticket, blames the city, and then turns around and says he's a "hard-working local hero" who deserves a discount at the hardware store. Common sense would tell you to pay the fine and move on, but nope, he’d rather film a 10-minute rant in his pajamas. And don't get me started on the leaf-blower incident. My neighbor had to call the cops because he was running it at 7 AM on a Tuesday, and he stormed out yelling about "his constitutional rights." Maybe if he spent less time trying to go viral and more time using the common sense God gave a fence post, we'd all be a lot happier.