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Jesse Ridgway Spotted Yelling at a Mailbox in Town Square and Honestly, This Town Needs to Get Its Priorities Straight

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Jesse Ridgway Spotted Yelling at a Mailbox in Town Square and Honestly, This Town Needs to Get Its Priorities Straight

Great, so a grown man is screaming at an inanimate object in broad daylight. Just what we needed, another headline about jesse ridgway making us the laughingstock of the internet. But sure, let's all keep staring at our phones while our streets fall apart and our property taxes go up. I walked by today to get my mail, and this guy is red-faced, shaking his fist at a blue mailbox because it 'looked at him funny.' Are we seriously funding public mental health resources for this, or can we just hand him a broom and tell him to sweep the potholes? Use some common sense, people. Stop giving attention to a guy who thinks a metal box is a threat.