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Man Squints At Camera For Two Hours, Gets Paid $20 Million For New Movie, And Reddit Still Can’t Tell If He’s Acting or Just Constipated. AITA for thinking we've been gaslit into calling this cinema? TL;DR: Jason Statham’s latest stunt-free thriller “The Stare-Down” is literally just him holding eye contact with a seagull for 90 minutes, and critics are calling it “a masterclass in minimalist tension.” I’m calling it a tax write-off for the billionth time.
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Man Squints At Camera For Two Hours, Gets Paid $20 Million For New Movie, And Reddit Still Can’t Tell If He’s Acting or Just Constipated. AITA for thinking we've been gaslit into calling this cinema? TL;DR: Jason Statham’s latest stunt-free thriller “The Stare-Down” is literally just him holding eye contact with a seagull for 90 minutes, and critics are calling it “a masterclass in minimalist tension.” I’m calling it a tax write-off for the billionth time.