jason statham shaves head on live tv to reveal hidden second bald head, research suggests it might just be more jason statham
AITA for thinking this is the most important scientific breakthrough of our decade? A study published in the Journal of Things That Don't Actually Matter claims our man Jason has a second, entirely smooth dome under the first one, like a reptilian shedding its skin. TL;DR: we've been lied to, head massage parlors are in chaos, and I'm now legally required to only refer to him as 'Statham-Prime'.