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Jason Statham Fan Accidentally Calls 911 Trying To Summon Him With A 'Witcher'-Style Ritual, Police Unamused

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Jason Statham Fan Accidentally Calls 911 Trying To Summon Him With A 'Witcher'-Style Ritual, Police Unamused

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