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Local man "james handy" catches his girlfriend's alleged "emotional support" male bestie trying to reenact Titanic with her on the couch

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Local man "james handy" catches his girlfriend's alleged "emotional support" male bestie trying to reenact *Titanic* with her on the couch

AITA for kicking him out and taking the throw pillows? TL;DR I walked in on these two "watching a movie" that was definitely more third-act iceberg than first-act romance. She’s now claiming I’m “controlling” and “overreacting,” but bro was literally in position to draw her like one of his French girls. My therapist is gonna need a raise.