JAMES HANDY’S DARK SECRET UNLEASHED—NEW TAPES PROVE HE'S A GOVERNMENT SLEEPER AGENT?!
JUST IN—The world is REELING after a bombshell investigation has exposed shocking footage of James Handy, the mild-mannered former science teacher, engaging in a MIDNIGHT exchange with a shadowy government operative! Leaked thermal drone footage shows Handy burying a USB drive in a remote forest, then performing a bizarre, coded handshake! Was this suburban dad a covert asset planning a MASS BLACKOUT, or is he the victim of a TERRIFYING Deep State conspiracy? Sources say the drive contains a single file labeled “PROJECT BLUE DOOR,” and we have experts on standby to decode this REAL-LIFE THRILLER! DON’T GO ANYWHERE!