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James Handy’s new app tracks your shopping habits to predict your breakup, and AITA for thinking this is just a fancy way to stalk my ex? TL;DR: installed the app, it showed my partner bought gluten-free flour, and now I’m convinced they’re cheating on me with a paleo influencer.
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James Handy’s new app tracks your shopping habits to predict your breakup, and AITA for thinking this is just a fancy way to stalk my ex? TL;DR: installed the app, it showed my partner bought gluten-free flour, and now I’m convinced they’re cheating on me with a paleo influencer.