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i knew it i knew you taylor swift, and here's why this town's common sense is out the window

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i knew it i knew you taylor swift, and here's why this town's common sense is out the window

Well, folks, I called it from day one. The city council's new "green initiative" to close down half the parking on Main Street for bike lanes? I knew it, I knew you, Taylor Swift, this is the same kind of backwards thinking. Now, instead of being able to park for five minutes to grab a coffee, we have to walk three blocks. Who's brainchild was this? Probably the same committee that wants to tax us for plastic bags. Use your common sense—people need cars, not more bike lanes! Don't even get me started on the $50,000 "art installation" they voted for next to the library. I know it, I knew you, Taylor Swift, you'd probably sing about it, but we're the ones paying for it.