hunter biden Joins LinkedIn, Plans to Fix His ‘Printer Issues’ and Network for a New Job Post-Pardon
In a twist that only the internet could conjure, Hunter Biden has reportedly created a LinkedIn profile, listing his current job as “Expert in Unrelated Artwork and Hard Drives” and his top skills as “evading subpoenas” and “making excellent Cuban sandwiches.” The profile, which features a photo of him in aviator sunglasses while holding a (possibly borrowed) cat, has sparked a wave of mock applications from users offering to help him “optimize his legacy” or “clear his inbox.” One meme analyst noted the irony: “Dude finally gets a clean slate, and he’s using it to network for a gig that requires less paperwork than a white-collar crime trial.” The page is currently flooded with comments from bots and users asking if he’s still accepting coffee meetings in Delaware.