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Hunter Biden Storms the Met Gala, Demands Refund for Meme Stocks

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Hunter Biden Storms the Met Gala, Demands Refund for Meme Stocks

In what can only be described as the crossover nobody asked for, Hunter Biden was reportedly spotted at the Met Gala afterparty, not hobnobbing with celebrities, but frantically scrolling through Robinhood and yelling, "I want my meme stock money back!" According to leaked audio, Hunter allegedly tried to trade a signed copy of his laptop for a moonbag of Dogecoin, claiming, "If everyone else is getting rug-pulled, why can't I?" The irony? The financial advisor he cornered was a former Trump appointee, leading to a bipartisan shouting match over whether crypto is a "legitimate art form" or just another burned painting. As security escorted him out, Hunter reportedly whispered, "At least my NFTs are safer than my family's hard drives."