hunter biden DC fax machine glitch spills classified docs and the feds are BIG mad
OMG besties you will NOT believe the lore drop rn. So apparently hunter biden was trying to send some sus tax returns from a Kinkos in Georgetown but the fax machine ate his paper and printed out his whole WhatsApp chat with the CEO of Burisma. The feds showed up so fast they left skid marks on the sidewalk. The printer is now in a FBI evidence bag and everyone is saying this is like the "kick me" sign for the Biden family. I'm shaking and crying rn /gen. This is NOT the glow up we needed 2024.