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😭 How the House Armed Services Committee NDAA Hearings Became the Internet’s Favorite Political Soap Opera

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😭 How the House Armed Services Committee NDAA Hearings Became the Internet’s Favorite Political Soap Opera

In a twist no one saw coming, the House Armed Services Committee’s markup of the NDAA has gone viral—not for policy, but for becoming the most unintentionally hilarious congressional reality show since the Zoom era. Meme historians note the irony: a 4,500-page defense bill meant to fund wars is now trending because everyone is obsessed with the dramatic side-eye from a junior representative when a senior member proposed a $1 trillion amendment to fund ā€œspace llamas.ā€ The true comedy? The amendment was about countering AI deepfakes, but the internet ran with the llama lore. As one X post put it: ā€œFinally, bipartisan agreement on one thing: the only threat more dangerous than China is a committee chair allergic to caffeine who just called for a 15-minute recess to ā€˜refind his soul.ā€™ā€ The NDAA isn’t just about defense anymore—it’s about defending our right to laugh at government dysfunction. #NDAASoapOpera