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House Armed Services Committee NDAA Drama: Lawmakers Add 22% More Bureaucracy, Probably To Make Sure Troops Have Enough Vegan MREs and Harambe Day

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House Armed Services Committee NDAA Drama: Lawmakers Add 22% More Bureaucracy, Probably To Make Sure Troops Have Enough Vegan MREs and Harambe Day

TL;DR: Big fans of the Pentagon's endless spending, the House Armed Services Committee packed the NDAA with 1,800 pages of amendments. AITA for thinking this is just a performative circus to distract from the fact that half the military’s equipment is held together with duct tape and prayers? Spoiler: Yes, they're definitely spending billions on a study about whether soldiers prefer avocado toast over crayons. SMH.