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Pete Hegseth just dropped a new military faith list and it's giving major overhaul energy ๐Ÿคฏ

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Pete Hegseth just dropped a new military faith list and it's giving major overhaul energy ๐Ÿคฏ

BRB, the Pentagon is literally shaking right now. Hegseth's new faith list for the military is basically deleting whole categories and adding new ones like it's a Spotify playlist refresh. No more generic "Protestant" vibesโ€”now they're splitting it into specific denominations like Baptist and Methodist. Also, they're adding "Spiritual but not religious" which is literally the most gen-Z coded thing the military has done.

This is a WHOLE glow up for religious accommodations. Chaplains are gonna be BUSY. Some old heads are crying in the comments already but we're here for the inclusivity slay. Delete, delete, delete the old system fr. This list is the main character now.