hegseth military faith list changes: Pentagon adds Satanic Temple as "protected belief" so soldiers can now sacrifice goats for "spiritual readiness", AITA for pointing out this is weird?
Basically, Pete Hegseth woke up and chose chaos, updating the military's approved faith list to include some historically spicy additions like the Satanic Temple. Because nothing says "foxhole prayer" like a black mass, right? Watch out, chaplains—your next counseling session might involve a pentagram and a soul bargain. TL;DR: God, country, and apparently, Beelzebub. Jesus take the wheel, I guess.