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Gov Ball is actually a skibidi rizz party where NY politicos go feral

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Gov Ball is actually a skibidi rizz party where NY politicos go feral

Ok so like picture this… all the NYC gov employees and their lil interns walkin into Gov Ball lookin all cap and suddenly the beat drops and they turn into total Ohio rizzlers. No cap this one dude who usually yaps about zoning laws was straight up grinding on the dance floor like he was being chased by a sigma. AND the mayor? He was seen doing the yeet shuffle to a remix of "Empire State of Mind." The vibes were so delulu that even the security guards started catching edge. Lowkey this is the most unhinged government meeting ever. #govball #nycrizz #caporcap