Man Spends $5K Installing "Gauche" Solid Gold Toilet Seat, Gets Mad When Guests Refuse to Touch It—AITA?
So, TL;DR: My (45M) neighbor Dave dropped a bag on a gold toilet seat, thought it'd be a quirky flex, and now everyone at his housewarming party just hover-squatted over the bowl. He’s raging that we’re "not appreciating the artistry," but like, it’s gauche as hell, Karen. I tried to break the news gently that nobody wants to park their cheeks on a fermented treasure. Now he’s threatening to make the seat "bidet-activated" for enforcement. AITA for calling out his midlife crisis?