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Wait, they want to tax your Netflix subscription to pay for the next war? France quietly passes law creating a 'Streaming Tax' on every digital entertainment bill, funneling billions directly into military rearmament without a public vote. The Minister of Culture says it's for 'protecting our identity,' but the line item in the budget is 'Renewal of National Defense.' Who benefits from making you pay to watch your own shows while the government buys missiles?