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Man fires AR-15 into his own Florida Georgia Line concert T-shirt because the neighbor's 'Cruise' was too loud

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Man fires AR-15 into his own Florida Georgia Line concert T-shirt because the neighbor's 'Cruise' was too loud

AITA for saying this is peak Florida Georgia Line behavior? Some guy in Tampa decided the best way to deal with a neighbor blasting their favorite country duo's discography at 3 AM was to perform some DIY "bullet hole" distressed fashion on his own torso. Cops are calling it a "self-defense of the auditory canal" situation. TL;DR: Country music fan literally takes 'bless the broken road' way too seriously, local ER now has a new playlist.