FF7 Revelation: Man Claims Cloud Strife's Hair Was Actually a Secret Government Experiment Gone Wrong, AITA for Laughing?
TL;DR: Some dude on TikTok is going viral claiming the *Final Fantasy VII* devs were literally told by a shadowy agency that spiky anime hair was a failed attempt at mind control. He says Sephiroth is a whistleblower. I called him a schizo and now his followers are doxxing me. AITA, or is this just peak internet brainrot? I can't with the "ff7 revelation" crowd—they're one step away from linking materia to 5G chips.