Dynamite Entertainment’s Supernatural Series Finale Accidentally Summons Real Demon Instead of Air Date, Fans Demand Refund on Snacks
BURBANK, CA – In what historians are calling the most cursed product launch since the Ouija board app glitch, Dynamite Entertainment’s highly anticipated Supernatural series finale comic has officially become a paranormal event after readers reported that the final panel—intended to show the Winchester brothers closing a hellgate—instead triggered a glitchy ad for a used 2010 Impala that started playing “Carry On Wayward Son” on loop through smart speakers. “We wanted a poignant ending,” said a baffled editor, “but the printing press accidentally used holy water as ink, and now every copy is a one-way ticket to a lore-accurate nightmare.” Fans are divided: some claim the finale’s cliffhanger is a genius meta-commentary on never truly saving people, while others are simply furious that the comic came with a complimentary demonic possession and zero spoiler warnings. As Netflix scrambles to buy the rights to the real-life haunting, Dynamite has confirmed that all future issues will be printed on plain paper and blessed by a skeptical accountant.