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History Buff Compares Duck Donuts Frenzy to the Boston Tea Party: A Revolt Against the Batter.

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History Buff Compares Duck Donuts Frenzy to the Boston Tea Party: A Revolt Against the Batter.

Analysis from food historians draws a striking parallel between the modern-day rush for Duck Donuts and the 1773 protests, describing the demand as a "franchise-fueled tax revolt" where patrons are dumping traditional yeast doughnuts into the harbor of public opinion, demanding a fried, made-to-order revolution.