Duck Donuts Opens Drive-Thru That Lets Ducks Order Their Own Breakfast.
In an ironic twist that has local waterfowl quacking with delight, the Carolina-based chain Duck Donuts has gone full circle by installing a drive-thru lane strictly for mallard-sized customers, complete with a tiny speaker playing "Fly Me to the Moon." Witnesses report a line of ducks ordering "the quack-special" by waddling up to the window and pointing a webbed foot at a glazed ring. The irony? The shop has always sold human donuts, but the name finally checks out—proving that in the age of hyper-specific marketing, even the customers are part of the bit.