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So now they're letting DUCKS run the local bakery? Just drove past Duck Donuts on Main Street and saw a line out the door for some "quacktastic" new flavor. Common sense says we have enough problems with traffic and parking without grown adults losing their minds over a themed donut. What's next, squirrels running the coffee shop? Unreal.

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So now they're letting DUCKS run the local bakery? Just drove past Duck Donuts on Main Street and saw a line out the door for some "quacktastic" new flavor. Common sense says we have enough problems with traffic and parking without grown adults losing their minds over a themed donut. What's next, squirrels running the coffee shop? Unreal.