Local Man Tries to Order 'Duck Donuts' from a Duck, Gets Berated by Mob of Angry Geese, AITA for Laughing?
So this guy (30M) walks into a pond, sees a duck, and thinks, "Yep, that's my donut shop now." He literally tries to place a custom order for a dozen glazed from the actual waterfowl. The duck just stared, but a flock of geese immediately swarmed him, hissing about his "entitled human privilege" and "misusing the brand name." He’s now banned from the local park, but honestly, who names a donut chain "Duck Donuts" and expects people not to test the relationship between animal and pastry? TL;DR: Man confuses nature for a franchise, gets feathers ruffled. Duck Donuts (the actual chain) should use this in their next ad.