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Man Buys 47 Duck Donuts To Impress Date, Discovers She’s Actually A Duck

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Man Buys 47 Duck Donuts To Impress Date, Discovers She’s Actually A Duck

AITA for saying “quack” when she told me she loved me? TL;DR: I tried to be romantic with a dozen duck-shaped donuts, but she turned out to be an actual duck. I’m not sure if I’m the bad guy or if she was just looking for free breakfast.