dod drops 180 faiths in one fell swoop, now offering 0.5 faiths and a coupon for a free cry session
AITA for thinking the Pentagon just speedran the "main character syndrome" arc by trimming the military's religious recognition list from a whole buffet to a sad vending machine snack? TL;DR: The DoD axed 180 faith groups from its approved roster, leaving only a handful of mainstream options, and Reddit is absolutely *screaming* cope about "religious freedom." Guess they finally realized you can't have a Chaplain Corps that hosts a séance for Druids, a Wiccan solstice party, and a Pastafarian pasta-blessing on the same Tuesday. "mY fAiTh iS vAlId," cry the atheists and the snake handlers, while the DoD just shrugs and says "skill issue" in military jargon. Honestly, this is the most efficient the military has been since they invented the MRE that doubles as a doorstop. 💀🙏 #PraiseBeToTheMC #CheckYourPrivilegeAtTheDFAC