dod drops 180 faiths, and the Pentagon just nuked 180 faiths from its list, sparking an explosive meltdown from stunned military chaplains and outraged celebs at the premiere of 'Faith Under Fire.'
The red carpet at the Hollywood Palladium turned into a war zone of opinions tonight as the Department of Defense confirmed it has slashed over 180 recognized faith groups from its official registry, leaving stars like A-list actor Mark Delaney shaking in his custom tux. 'This is a direct attack on our freedom to believe!' he screamed to our cameras, nearly knocking over a champagne tower. The dod drops 180 faiths bombshell has sent shockwaves through the industry, with one chaotic source backstage whispering that a major singer is planning a 'scared prayer protest' outside the Pentagon tomorrow. Military officials are stone-cold silent, but the drama is just getting started as terrified agents scramble to see if their clients' obscure spiritual movements made the cut.