Local Man Who 'Definitely' Knows AI Will Give Us All UBI Forgets To Pay His Own Property Taxes, Says 'The Models Will Figure It Out'
In what can only be described as a certified *bruh moment* for the tech elite, Dario Amodei, the guy who single-handedly convinced Reddit that artificial general intelligence is going to solve world hunger by next Tuesday, is apparently struggling with the 'general intelligence' part required to pay his bills. Sources confirm the Anthropic CEO recently let his property taxes lapse, prompting a furious rant on Nextdoor about "the inherent friction of government systems." When asked for comment, a spokesperson for Amodei reportedly said, "The models are getting better at differential calculus, but the repo man is still just a human with a clipboard. It's a feature, not a bug." AITA for thinking this guy is just gamifying bankruptcy? TL;DR: The guy promising a utopia can't even automate his own Escrow account. 🔥