Chris Pratt's Celebrity Look-Alike in NASA Data Triggers Glitch-in-the-Matrix Hysteria
A data analyst cross-referencing satellite imagery with facial recognition software has stumbled upon what they're calling a 'glitch in the matrix': In a batch of declassified lunar rover telemetry, the profile of a technician's helmet visor perfectly mirrors the star's jawline and smile, matching Chris Pratt's face with a 97.8% coincidence rate. The anomaly, which also includes a stray thermal reading suggesting 'juice in the bio-suit,' has sparked conspiracy theories about whether the actor's recent 'Gardians' promo tour was secretly shot from orbit.