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chris pratt just admitted he eats mayo straight from the jar?? 💀

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chris pratt just admitted he eats mayo straight from the jar?? 💀

Fam, I'm flipping my wig. Chris Pratt just outed himself as a certified menace to society. He said he literally pulls out a spoon and eats mayo like it's yogurt. I can't. This is giving major 'star-lord who?' energy. My brain is rotting. He's getting ratioed so hard in the comments. Finna be a whole news cycle, bestie. 🗿