Cape Fear 2026 might unironically be the plot of our lives fr fr no cap.
Like okay so the vibes are giving major dystopian core right now fr. Scientists are literally shaking in their docs saying the next big weather event is gonna hit the Carolina coast harder than your last hyperfixation. Some guy leaked a government document on TikTok that says the storm surge could be up to 20 feet and the feds are like "we can't confirm or deny" which is basically skibidi rizzler behavior. My mutuals are already making "surviving the apocalypse" vlogs and the comments are split between "so cooked" and "time to build a bunker in the woods." We're all just standing here like "what is the lore" while the ocean stares at us menacingly. This is giving major 2020 flashbacks except the memes are better now. I'm literally gonna start my own prepper stash with monster energy and a single air fryer. Praying the riptide doesn't crash my feed.