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Man Who Watched 'bring me the beauties documentary' Unironically Now Thinks He's A Victorian-Era Oil Tycoon With A Harem, AITA For Laughing In His Face?

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Man Who Watched 'bring me the beauties documentary' Unironically Now Thinks He's A Victorian-Era Oil Tycoon With A Harem, AITA For Laughing In His Face?

TL;DR: My buddy saw this niche hour-long doc on some obscure beauty pageant, and now he's unironically wearing a cravat and calling his girlfriend his "chief concubine." He's mad I'm not taking his 1840s business vision seriously. FFS, bro, it was a documentary, not a personality transplant manual.