Brendan Banfield Is Now Your AI Boss: 'Digital Minders' Replacing 30% of Human Managers By 2027
In a world first, the controversial AI management system designed by reclusive tech mogul Brendan Banfield has officially gone live across Fortune 500 companies, with leaked internal memos confirming that 'BZ-suite' algorithms will handle hiring, firing, and real-time performance metrics for over 500,000 employees by next year. Critics warn of a dystopian 'manageless' workforce, while Banfield declares the era of human bias in leadership to be over.